The Double Cup Cargo Shorts, spec sheet first
At That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup the denim collection currently contains exactly one product, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The fabric is 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, and the rise is mid. The color comes from a garment dye, applied through what the brand calls a double dye process to mimic sun-fading, so two pairs in the same colorway will not be identical. Construction details are specific: double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch. The name points straight at the brand’s own cup motif, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. The store lists heavyweight tee four colorways, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red, and the size run goes by waist rather than by letter. About $150 is where the price sits at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.
Everything else on the shorts rail
Most alocs shorts searches actually end up in the much wider shorts offering around that single denim style, headline though denim is. The Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts occupy the main tier at about $150, running as a set of three variations on the same graphic idea. Beside them sit the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts, plus the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts from the same capsule, which was published to the store in July 2026. The Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts finish that price tier, with the sweat short the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Below that the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts arrive at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, and that is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. A Mystery Shorts item also runs at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, so the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. What the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026 is where every one of these figures comes from, and this label re-prices with drops.
The other pieces cut from denim and workwear
Denim buyers should know the shorts are not the end of it, even though they are the only denim short. Across Black, Blue and Tan the ALOCS Denim Jacket runs at about $300 each, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. Those carpenter pants are the closest thing the catalogue has to a full-length companion for the cargo short, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. A Dickies-bodied workwear line sits next to the denim, with the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. That blend is the marker that workwear and denim are different propositions here, one a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other raw weight in cotton. Across the whole range the construction signals stay constant, the signature yellow woven label appearing garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. Product copy adds that the pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there, a real cost input at these prices.
The lineup in one table
Nothing beyond what the brand publishes goes into the table below. No fabric weight or flat measurement on the product page means the cell says so rather than guessing at a number. The prices here are the brand’s own store figures as of September 2026 and will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. They are not uniform across the catalogue, so fit notes here are per product, exactly as this label publishes them. The denim short carries the most detail because it is the only entry with a full published measurement table. Open the individual listing for the style you want before you pick a size, and read the table as a shortlist.
| Style name | Price | What the brand publishes on size or fabric | Fit comment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Double Cup Cargo Shorts | about $150, listed from $300 as compare-at | 14 oz denim; S 29.5″ waist / 7.75″ inseam up to 2XL 37.5″ / 9.5″ | True to size; go up one for oversized |
| Glocc, Mexico Glocc, USA Glocc Shorts | around $150 each | Not published separately | Check the product page note |
| Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts | roughly $150 | Not separately listed | Read the product note |
| Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts | around $150 | Not published separately | Check the note on that product |
| ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts | about $150 or so | Not published separately | Read the product note |
| Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts | roughly $150 | Not separately listed | Read the product note |
| Classic Sweat Shorts | around $150 | Not separately stated | Check the note on the product page |
| Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts | roughly $100 as listed | Not separately stated | Check the note on the product page |
| Women’s Booty Shorts | roughly $60 | Not separately listed | True to size |
| ALOCS Denim Jacket, Black, Blue, Tan | about $300 apiece | Denim; weight not published separately | Letter sizing |
| ALOCS Carpenter Pants, Black, Blue, Tan | about $300 apiece | Denim; weight not published separately | Waist sizing, 28 to 44 |
Sizing: read the waist, not the letter
Waist measurement, running 28 to 44, is how denim and workwear are sold at this label, and it removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. A full flat table is published on the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, and it runs: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. Half an inch of inseam per size keeps the short roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows, rather than dropping toward the knee. This style has explicit fit guidance: it runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one. Because that single step is the whole instruction, going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized. Measurements mostly do not get published across the rest of the shorts rail, so the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. No global size chart and no washing instructions get published anywhere on the store, worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.
What searchers are actually after
Much of the traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives typing the word jorts, and that word needs handling carefully. The brand uses it nowhere, not on any product page and not in any product name. What searchers mean by it is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which is the only denim short in the catalogue, so the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The brand name itself gets the same treatment, typed as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses, none of which are the brand’s own spelling. That has a practical edge, because a lot of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all. The yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue are the checks that work. Buying alocs clothing in person means the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, and anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.