ALOCS Mesh Shorts Sizing Guide Outfit Pairing Ideas

The graphic comes first, not the outfit

Pick a silhouette and hang everything else off it: that is the standard method in styling advice. I take the opposite route with That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup, since the graphic arrives before anything else. The brand’s published copy keeps returning to the same construction on tees and hoodies: jumbo screen alocs shorts drop prints at front and back. A modest chest hit you can layer over and forget is not what this is. This is artwork scaled to be read across a room, and more often than not the wordmark is the artwork. The question is not what goes with black cotton, but what goes with a sentence printed twice at full volume. The rest takes care of itself once that order is settled.

Four honest starting pieces

The loudest piece is chosen first, and you build down from it. That single decision sets the volume, and it beats balancing two statements afterwards. How a piece hangs is decided by weight, so the published specs matter more than any lookbook. At the brand’s own store as of September 2026, the classic tees come in 6.5 oz organic cotton in a relaxed fit for about $150 while the classic hoodie is 16 oz organic cotton at around $200, and the sweatpants a 14 oz fleece at that same price. Those are a snapshot, since streetwear pricing never sits still for long. Garment facts here are the brand’s and the opinions are clearly mine, over the four pieces people own first.

Start with the tee

The easiest way in is cough syrup shirts, which are equally the easiest to get slightly wrong. What you get in the classic tee is a relaxed cut in 6.5 oz organic cotton, jumbo screen prints front and back and a yellow woven label at the hem, published as fitting true to size. Something quiet and roomy works best alongside it: loose-fit Dickies pants in the brand’s 65/35 cotton-polyester blend, or the denim cargo shorts when it is warm. Save the printed sweatpants for another day, so the tee is the only thing talking. A relaxed tee over a narrow trouser reads as accident, which is why I would avoid a slim tapered leg. Because the hem is where the label sits, I would also skip tucking it. A couple of the lightweight jersey tees are published as running small, and the brand suggests one to two sizes bigger.

Begin with the hoodie

Weight makes the awful lot of cough syrup hoodie a different animal. It holds its own shape and will not drape over anything bulky underneath, being 16 oz organic cotton, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles. The brand states logos at the chest and across the back, the yellow woven label at the wearer’s bottom left, and says it fits true to size. Let the back print do its job by choosing a flat, simple bottom half: carpenter pants, Dickies pants, or denim shorts in transitional weather. The back graphic is half of what you paid for, so a puffer over the top is out. Since two jumbo prints fight rather than layer, avoid stacking it over a printed tee. If the outfit is already busy, the black tonal version gives you the logo without the shouting.

Lead with the cargo shorts

The denim pair has real construction to work with, although Alocs shorts run in several directions. Double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side and a custom leather patch sit on the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which are mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed by a double dye process the brand says mimics sun-fading. Look at the published inseams first: 7.75 inches at small, rising to 9.5 at 2XL, with waists from 28 to 44. They come true to size, and the brand says to size up one for an oversized fit. Keep the colour simple, because the shorts come in grey, black and green, purple and red, and put a plain heavyweight tee on top, or the Dickies button down worn open. Leave out a second cargo-pocket piece, because side pockets stop reading as a detail once they are everywhere. Any top that hangs below the hem makes the shorts vanish entirely, so that is one to avoid.

Starting from the sweatpants

The classic sweatpants are made up as a 14 oz fleece published as 80 percent cotton and 20 percent recycled polyester. Screen printed across the front and up the back legs, the logo carries the detail people miss: the print runs vertically, so these are a graphic garment, not a neutral base. True to size is the published fit, and flare cuts sit alongside the straight ones. Put a plain tee or a tonal hoodie with them and let the leg print carry the look. Because both prints sit at roughly the same height and cancel out, avoid a jumbo-print tee over them. If you want a set, there are matching Athletic Dept. pieces, and I have no objection, as long as you accept that a set is a uniform.

Keeping a loud graphic in balance

My own rule is one loud thing per outfit, and everything else earns its place by staying quiet. Black and yellow are described as the brand’s signature colours, and the yellow woven label does real work on an otherwise plain hem. If the graphic is the wordmark printed large, the outfit already has a focal point and a second one only splits it. A black tonal hoodie lets you wear awful lot of cough syrup gear without the outfit being about the slogan, tonal pieces being the pressure valve. Colour is the other lever, running from grey and purple on the denim to ice blue elsewhere, so you can pitch the volume before the print is considered. Because a bandana near $25 adds brand presence for less than another printed garment, accessories take what attention is left. The name references promethazine-codeine cough syrup, known as lean, which is worth knowing, and the graphics draw on medical and horror imagery accordingly.

Getting proportion right, fit on fit

Proportion is the point at which alocs clothing either looks considered or looks random. The lightweight jersey tees run 20 inches wide by 17.5 long on small, 21.5 by 19 on medium and 23 by 20.5 on large, which is more than any campaign image will tell you. A wide and short body is what those numbers describe, which is a different shape from the relaxed classic tee and wants a different bottom half. A wide-and-short top sits best over length and volume, so full-length loose pants rather than shorts. Heavy pieces behave the opposite way, since a 16 oz hoodie has structure already and needs no voluminous leg competing with it. Inseams of 7.75 to 9.5 inches leave the denim shorts short by current standards, which pushes the balance upward and makes a boxier top read correctly. Fit guidance appears per product, with true to size as the default, some styles inviting you to size up, and a couple running small.

Garment by garment, the short version

A table holds everything above, and it is the version I would text a friend. Left column, the piece you start from; middle column, what I would put with it; right column, what I would leave in the closet. None of it amounts to a rule. Garment details are drawn from the brand’s published specifications, and the opinions about what clashes are mine. One hard decision per outfit is what starting from a single piece leaves you. Look at the catalogue first, as availability moves with every drop.

The piece you start from What it pairs with What to leave out
Relaxed 6.5 oz tee Loose Dickies pants, carpenter pants and denim shorts Tapered legs, printed sweatpants and tucking
Cotton hoodie, 16 oz Carpenter pants, Dickies pants or denim shorts A puffer over the back print, a second jumbo print
The Double Cup Cargo Shorts A plain heavyweight tee, or the Dickies button down worn open A second cargo-pocket piece, a top below the hem
14 oz fleece sweatpants in the classic cut A plain tee, a tonal hoodie, a matching Athletic Dept. top Any jumbo-print tee over the leg print
The Dickies button down, 65/35 Left open over a printed tee, with shorts or loose pants Fastening it over the graphic you wanted to show

Before the next purchase

Two practical things outrank all the opinion above. Fit instructions live on the product page, which is the first, because there is no global chart and the guidance differs between styles. The yellow woven label is the second, named at the hem on tees and at the wearer’s bottom left on the hoodie, and checkable alongside the published fabric weights and real price levels. Its own online store, plus locations on Melrose Avenue and West 5th Street in Los Angeles and Almeda Road in Houston, is what the brand operates. In September 2026 prices sat near $150 for a tee and $200 for a hoodie, and those numbers keep moving. One piece to build from, the second-loudest thing kept quiet, and fabric weight left to do the rest.